Mrs Bard spoils me and knows my weaknesses! When she fetched a giant whip out of the cupboard I thought I was in trouble! It turned out that it was a very sweet gesture, one I’m sure I hadn’t deserved…
Mrs Bard bought me a treat,
A massive Walnut Whip to eat!
295grammes of pure pleasure,
For me to eat at my leisure!

Unwrapped the package, cried “Good grief!”
Was too big to fit between my teeth!
Cut in with a knife (made sure it fits),
It gave birth to mini whips!

Now it’s gone I hate myself,
Should have left it on the shelf!
The moral of this tale is clear,
Some things are larger than they appear!
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