My wifes’ car is begin particularly instructive at the moment. Yesterday it suddenly announced that I needed further instruction before we set off on a journey. My challenge was to depress the brake pedal, quite a task when it’s a non-thinking inanimate object…

‘Depress brake pedal to start’  it read,
“Your mother was a Swedish drain cover,” I said,
“Your father was an old North Sea ferry,
Your sister part of a vat, used for sherry!
Your cousins were the wheels on a railway wagon,
Your Grandpa a cart, melted by a dragon!”
Still it was not feeling depressed
So I gave up, I’d tried my best!

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