Have you ever discovered something that is a perfect, yet unlikely match? Maybe your meat-only best friend has discovered love with a vegetarian and somehow it just works? Or that horrible golf sweater that Aunty Florence gave you for Christmas ten years ago is suddenly all the rage at Glasto? No doubt the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind…

I have a new food craving,
It’s irritating, not a crime!
I dip a Cheeselet in Dairylea,
I do it all the time!
But when I am ‘in company’,
Mrs Bard shudders at the thought,
That I’ll be a Dairylea-dipping disaster,
More embarrassing than a wart!
So I’ve perfected a routine,
To hide this simple pleasure,
Some of each in a pocket,
So I can ‘dip-dip-dip’ at leisure!

© Baldock Bard 2013
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