The European Football Championships is in full swing down at our local Tesco. Flags of many nations hang silently over shelves of drink while in Marseilles some of our wonderful fans prove that they should venture no further than orange squash.

Our local Tesco has gone all out,
there’s a row of flags,
everything you could ever need,
football trophies, football mags!
But in France some errant fans,
play a different game,
Plastic Chair Throwing Championships,
blaming police again!
You’d think they could take their drink,
from a glance along the shelves,
they’re letting down a nation,
but most of all, themselves.
Have a great weekend and if you are into football, may your country of choice win!

© Baldock Bard 2016
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