The Jubilee Weekend has started with typical British summer weather – it’s raining crowns and sceptres. However our spirits won’t be dampened, so it’s on with the stiff upper lips and let the celebrations begin…

The Queen will be busy this weekend
,
There will be cheering and playing by bands.
Wherever she goes, a tune that she knows,
Will be played whenever she stands.

She never sees a weed in her garden
,
Or puts out the Royal Wheelie Bin,
She never goes out, for a ‘quick half of stout’
Or eats food that comes from a tin
.

One doesn’t do Asda with ‘hubby,’
It’s certainly not royal or serene,
Can you imagine the Duke with a trolley?
“And what shall we have tonight Queen?”

If Her Majesty gets fed up with reigning
,
Or hard times should ever prevail
,
We’d offer her (in exchange for a ‘Sir’?)
,
A pitch at One’s ‘Royal’ car boot sale!
© Baldock Bard

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