It would seem that anyone who is anyone these days is into product endorsement. If you’re a celebrity chef you’ll have a menu range bearing your name in the local supermarket. If you’re a celebrity builder your name will be seen on tool ranges in DIY centres. However if you’re a celebrity TV gardener…

Dear old Alan Titchmarsh,
I bet that he is sore,
they’ve turned him into compost,
sold at his favourite store!
Now we’ll grow great begonias,
mixed with his DNA,
Lettuce and tomatoes,
it’s a ‘Titchmarsh Salad’ day!

…and good luck to him I say. How about a ‘Bard’ biscuit or Baldock Bacon?
…perhaps not!

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