Returning home from a funeral yesterday evening we hit heavy traffic. The closer we got to London, the heavier the traffic became. My surprise just showed what a sheltered life I lead. I had forgotten what thirty miles of traffic jam looks like. However my patience was short-lived as other needs became apparent…

Situation normal all fouled up,
we’re going nowhere we’re in the muck.
The traffic up ahead is standing still,
no one is smiling they’ve lost the will.
The gantry signs show a maximum of sixty,
sixty inches per minute would be risky.
But the worst affliction is affecting me,
We’re not going anywhere…
and I’m desperate for a pee!

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