Have you ever been disappointed by a meal out? Much against her better judgement, Mrs Bard allowed me to take her out for a meal the other night. Once again storms were in the area…

Went out for a meal the other day,
Was faced with a massive bill to pay,
The plates were hot,
The food stone cold,
The steak from a cow,
A hundred years old!

I complained to the waiter,
He didn’t care,
“Go tell the kitchen if you dare.”
I told the chef and he went pale,
“The food’s much better at the car boot sale!”

© Baldock Bard 2012
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