There has been much talk recently about robots replacing people in more jobs than ever. Particularly in areas as yet untouched by machine. How many of you remember the advert on TV with the car being made by non-human hands? I recently discovered that I am about to be phased out on Saturday mornings…

While waiting to pay for fuel,
I noticed an offer – a jewel!
I was to be replaced,
By a Boot Organiser with taste!
for £3.99 that’s all!

So after Easter if I’m not there,
(been replaced by rabbit or hare!)
You’ll just have to park,
in the morning so dark,
“Mechanically organised – so there!”

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