Mrs Bard and I went to look for a new chair the other day. The showroom was big enough to use as an aircraft hanger and as empty of life as a post-alien abduction in Biggleswade…

There are hundreds of sofas,
And it’s always the sales,
There are enough kitchen tables,
To supply all of Wales.
Enough cushions,
To soften the fall,
But no telephone tables,
To go in the hall!
There are recliners,
relaxers and kitchen chairs,
Sofas sold singularly,
And some sold in pairs!
But after speaking to the salesman,
And losing my voice,
There is one criticism,
Just too much choice!

© Baldock Bard 2014
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