Recently I was wandering along a harbour when I spotted two pigeons sitting in a rowing boat. Nothing odd in that you might think, ‘Pigeons in a boat? See it every day!’ For some time it has sat on my desktop and I was getting bored of looking at it! So there was just one way to get rid of it and that was use it this morning. Sorry…
Peter and Pauline
went on a date,
Pauline was early,
Peter was late!
“Good of you to get here!”
Pauline announced,
then turned on her heels,
and off she trounced!
“I’ve arranged something special,
there’s no need to gloat,
come and join me,
we’re going on a boat!”
“Well, this is romantic!”
Pauline perched on the seat,
it’s no ocean liner,
and there’s nowhere to eat!”
Just then a sandwich,
thrown from the pier,
“Just what do you call this?”
“BLT my dear!”
If you’re on a date today, avoid a rowing boat and sandwiches!
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