Having been away for a few days, we returned home to discover a dog in disgrace. I knew the look, I’ve seen it many times before usually when the accused is caught helping herself to food from the table or larder…

Dog sits in shame in the corner,
she knows full well what she’s done,
guilt written over her face,
she’s stolen a cake or a bun!
But no! This time it is different,
apparently she thinks she’s a cat,
she’s eaten a bowl-full of cat treats,
the evidence, her stomach, is fat!

But she was very pleased to see us and has pronounced herself ‘not guilty’ as the cats told her she could help herself and it was our fault for leaving her behind in the first place!

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