A man I have known for a long time surprised me the other day. I always meet him at the burger van and discovered his dirty little secret. I have changed his name to protect him from his wife …

Reggie is a veggie,
No meat in his diet,
(apart from bacon sandwiches)
About which he keeps quiet!

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